The Republic of The Floridian People of America is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 212 million Floridian People of Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Floridian People of American economy, worth 8.46 trillion US dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,911 US dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Floridian People of America, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Floridian People of America's national animal is the Bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Floridian People of America is ranked 278,949^th in the world and 3,782^nd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.55 flags saluted per person per day.